Satan Closes Weekly World News
I’m greatly saddened to hear that the Weekly World News, “the world’s only reliable newspaper” is discontinuing its print edition.
What am I going to use for Sunday School material now? One edition I bought earlier this month had a cover article on “How to Avoid Damnation.” These are the things I want my youth to know.
The reputable news source will still be online. But it won’t be the same. There’s nothing quite like going into the grocery check-out line and being greeted with ground-breaking news coverage like this.
I really think the Evil One himself is behind this. Weekly World News must have blown his cover one too many times.
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This is a sad day.