Blame the Fundamentalists!

All civilized people know that everything that is wrong with the world can be blamed on the Fundamentalists.

Your guy didn’t get elected? Blame the Fundamentalists!
People actually wish you Merry Christmas? Blame the Fundamentalists!
There is hate in the world? Blame the Fundamentalists!
Some church people have the temerity to insist on orthodoxy? Blame the Fundamentalists!
Your multimillion blockbuster epic movie flops? Blame the Fundamentalists!