I hope you do not have too much planned this summer. Because I just found out Jesus will return on May 21st.
I wish I could tell you this was revealed to me in the midst of pious contemplations while receiving the Holy Sacrament in clouds of incense. Some may prefer that I receive this revelation while rolling on the floor or barking and engaging in Holy Laughter, which is not to be confused with Holy Listening.
But actually this billboard told me.
To be specific, as this helpful web site and informative video explains, the Rapture will occur on May 21st. And God will destroy the world on October 21st. And “we can know” this from “the Bible alone.” Well, that settles it!
This should make for an interesting year. I wonder how the General Council of the Reformed Episcopal Church in June will be affected. . . .
Anyway, I know my readers are busy people. So I thought I would assist them in planning ahead.
MORE: I’ve poked around some more and found out the dates are the prediction of Harold Camping. Google “Camping May 21” and you’ll see numerous references.