The Silly Smoking Vicar
Why did the silly vicar light up in a police station? To protest the new U.K. smoking ban for enclosed public places by getting arrested.
Well, he failed to get arrested. “What a pity.”
If he got arrested, perhaps he would have shouted, “Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!”
With apologies to Monty Python, details and a video even may be found here.