Some things from libchurch people are so absurd, they *almost* exhaust my talents for commentary or satire. This is one of them.
Meanwhile, an ecumenical church commission has decided not to meet in Corpus Christi because the very name of that city discourages interfaith dialogue and shows disrespect toward non-Western faiths. The commission has called upon the city to change their name to Goddess Sophia. The city was too busy cleaning up coffee spills to comment.
That brings to 96 the number of the 100 largest U. S. cities the commission has ruled out for their meetings. They are now considering meeting in San Francisco, Eugene, or Havana.