Readers may think I am declaring an Abomination of the Week a bit early. After all, this is Holy Week, a veritable magnet for abomination, and it is only Holy Monday.
Not only that, but Earth Day will be on Good Friday this year. I may turn off my internet, unplug the T.V. and shut the blinds so I may not have to endure the silly sermons and lascivious liturgy somehow linking the two observances.
Nevertheless, I know already that nothing will top this.
I am truly sorry for any distress caused by the above link.