Dear Mayor Leffingwell,
I see that the City of Austin is boycotting Arizona because that state dares to defend itself against the numerous predations of illegal immigration.
Let it therefore be known that I am now boycotting your fair city. And this boycott is not just symbolic. Twice in the past three years, I’ve visited Austin for the state high school basketball championships. Also, I frequently drive through Austin, often stopping at one of the HEB Central Markets there.
In fact, within the next month, I will be driving through the Austin area again. Rest assured that I will not stop in Austin as before, but will drive right on through. And I will not purchase anything in Austin as long as you are boycotting Arizona.
In short, you boycott Arizona; I boycott you.
Have a nice day.