Churches may close in two liberal ECUSA dioceses.

Maybe I should make this a Churchly Quality Control post because some churches should close.

In any case, when I read that the Diocese of Western Michigan is considering selling their cathedral , the lyrics immediately started going through my head:

This disco!
Used to be a cute cathedral.

And when I read that the Diocese of Newark may have to close some parishes, it tempted me to ask why the Diocese of Newark must change or die.


(Gold stars for those who get both my references.)