Tuesday, December 19, 2006

ADS

I’ve written on the scourge of BDS, seen in two strains, Bush Derangement Syndrome and Benedict Derangement Syndrome. And I pleaded with you to donate money to me combat this disease.

Well, I’ve now discovered another related disease, ADS – Akinola Derangement Syndrome.

Falls and Truro Churches voting to leave the Episcopal Church to align with ++Akinola has brought on a virulent outbreak.

As with BDS, it appears votes that go the “wrong” way may provoke outbreaks.

Some of the disturbing symptoms have been documented by Christopher Johnson here and here.

Only you can combat ADS by sending me lots of money.

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