Tuesday, April 15, 2008

BREAKING: BDS OUTBREAK WARNING

Please keep a close eye on your liberal friends. With Pope Benedict meeting President Bush, there is sure to be virulent outbreaks of both strains of BDS, particularly the Bush strain.

Please do all you can to keep your liberal friends from seeing photos or videos of the two together. Perhaps this a good time to take them on that three day hike (away from the internet and television) they’ve been talking about. It’s better they hug some trees than have a conniption.

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