It’s time for that favorite game of Liberals and Leftists, Let’s
. . . Play the Race Card! (canned applause)
Our first contestant is
that oh-so-Lefty “Christian”, (canned laughter) Jim Wallis! (identical canned
applause)
Wallis earned the loudest applause of the night with
his statement that the Tea Party only existed because Obama was black. “Barack
Obama does not make this a post-racial society. This is the first friend I had
who has become president. He has been stunned by the reaction to him. There
would not be a tea party in America, I will this say this, if there wasn’t a
black man in the White House.”
Wallis quickly clarified that you could disagree
with Obama and not be a racist, noting that he had disagreements with him over
immigration, poverty, and drones. Apparently, criticizing Obama from the left
is not racist. “But [the Tea Party’s] disagreement with him is not about
policy. It’s about who he is as a black man because he represents the future of
America, and that makes a lot of white folks really angry and really scared.”
That’s right, Jim! The Tea Party’s problem with Obama has
nothing to do with Obamacare, massive deficits, tyrannical executive and
federal overreach, rewarding illegal immigration, attacks on religious freedom,
on privacy, or any other policy direction. Not to mention those made up scandals about veterans dying
on waiting lists and the IRS targeting the Tea Party. It’s all about race!
Way to play the race
card! Thanks for playing, Jim!
(canned applause)
Our next contestant is
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid! (canned applause) Harry, while talking about your efforts to undo the Hobby Lobby ruling, you said this:
“People are going to have to walk down here and
vote, and if they vote with the five men on the Supreme Court, I think it’s —
they’re going to have — be treated unfavorably come November with the
elections,” Reid told reporters on Tuesday, according
to ABC.
The Senate will act soon to “ensure that women’s
lives are not determined by virtue of five white men,” Reid added.
Uh, oh! (canned laughter)
Someone forgot to tell Harry that Clarence Thomas is Not White.
Sorry, Harry. You get a Race Card FAIL. (obnoxious
buzzer, uproarious canned laughter)
But thanks for playing
anyway. And for your consolation
prize, we are giving you a framed photograph of Justice Clarence Thomas, just
in case you need to be reminded Clarence Thomas is Not White. (canned laughter)
And we will see you next
time on Let’s Play the Race Card! (canned laughter, lame music)
2 comments:
Reid was not fully wrong. All LEFTIST believe that Judge Clarence Thomas is really a white man on the inside. You know an OREO -- Black on the outside, White on the inside.
"Virtue" of 5 white men. Maybe Harry is right...except about the 5white men.
Yeah, I know, he was mixed up...he really did not mean to say '"virtue".
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