The Anglican Archbishop of Brazil, Mauricio de Andrade, provides the Abomination of the Week.
Actually, I should say “abominations.” For his silly vestments, the tripe that comes out his mouth, and his being the Presiding Heretic’s lapdog – all of these are abominations worthy of recognition. I hardly know which to choose.
Here at St Bob’s Your Uncle Episcopal Church, our Bishop, Chumley “Fireball” Watts was in town for a Holy Ghost Revival and Miracle Crusade and I showed him the picture of Archbishop MaurĂcio de Andrade and his funny outfit:
ReplyDelete“Wail, thass ol’ Maury from way south of year! I bet his wife sewed up that up fer ‘im – she runs a yard goods and button store down near th’ base of that big Jeezus stature they got down yonder.
You know, come ta think of hit, my wife and I give them a quilt with that pattern for they wedding some years back.
You know, poor ol’ Maury is so hen-pecked, he moults twicet a year!”
That looks like a candidate for the "Bad Vestments" web page.
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