What I Would Say if I were Sarah Palin

Oh Lord, pleeease let her say something like this:

“Senator Obama’s campaign doesn’t like that, before I became Governor, I was once a small town major, the major of Wasilla, Alaska. Well, I got news for Senator Obama. I’ll take the values and common sense of small town America over the corruption of the Chicago Daley political machine any day of the week.”


UPDATE: Well, she didn’t mention the Daley political machine, darn it. But she did a good job of making Obama pay for his contempt of small town America and gave a great speech. If the Democrats don’t destroy her, Sarah Barracuda will help destroy the Obama-Biden elitist ticket.